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A baby appears and father disappears. All these years she had no clue. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel. The dad kept staring at the girl. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.

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I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. After five minutes, the same man calls back: It is ok, I found another one. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. It's only available here at JokeQuote.

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A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac. Funny adult jokes - Cigarette The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I mean male or female? Your grade depends on it. Funny adult jokes - Unexpected Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison.

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When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then, he asked his son to take it back to the lady in the kitchen. Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet. The first one is the brain. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

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Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. Can I ask another question? She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Funny sex jokes - Husband Two ladies talk: - Yesterday when I was feeling so depressed my husband came up to me and started to console me as much as he could. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. Funny sex jokes - sex partners A doctor asks a patient while examining her: - How many sex partners did you have? You might have gotten disability too.

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A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. He wants to ask the clerk a question. A quote from a Kamasutra book. The husband agrees, even though he tends to get horribly seasick on the water. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway.

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So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. It goes on like this all night. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. A man is in a hotel lobby. It's the most fun you can have without whipped cream.

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